Whatever-Dude.com. Here it is...The
information page. What site would be complete without
self-important profiles? Want to know what makes us tick?
Itching to know our show size and personal beliefs? Is
Dave Macchia really gay? You are a very disturbed person!
Nobody ever reads these. Yes, we actually
like Rocky IV. No, not all of us are fat
homeless guys. Yes, we actually like fat
Written by Paul
Chances are you can find me at a
bar, drinking myself into becoming a different
either that or I'm at the hospital
babysitting Celine Dion's frozen embryo.
Actually, I'm not that into
celebs, but it's a point of reference. If I told
you I liked "that gorgeous girl from the
shop", you'd scratch your heads and say
"huh?", proving my old adage that head
lice and stupidity don't mix.
W-D proves that it's neither
chauvinistic nor, erm, sexist. Not all girls on
the internet are stupid and illiterate!1 OMG,
Filippo provides our dose of
intelligence and never fails to drop some insight
into his well-written articles.
Matthew is our regular maniac,
cool guy and chick magnet. Every site has to have
They don't call him
"Bigmeats" just because he's hung like
a horse. No, they call him Bigmeats because he's
W-D's very own clean-cut,
menacing, boy-next-door internet super-genius.
Anything technical that has to
do with the operation of the site. You won't
see any articles from me anytime soon. Ninja's home
Ken is such a doll, he makes us
all our images and captures tall. Poetry rules.
||Alumni - they've
moved on, but they left their mark
B helped us get the site off the
ground, and until he left for personal reasons,
was the fan favorite. Check out his bio.
Mel was our blue-blood writer
and was so good, he left the net to pursue a
writing career. He'll be missed. Check out his
Dave Emerson wasn't here long,
but he made a good impression.
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