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Name: Jen. My last name was stolen by Bowser, and is in another castle.

DOB: 3/11/78

A/S/L? Well, above makes me 23 and female. I've lived in New York City for the past year, but I really think of New Jersey as home.

Running, playing soccer, playing bocce (the only one who could ever reach me, was the daughter of a gangsta man) skiing, going out with friends, and playing lots of board games

Board games?

Wow, you really are a dork. What are your favorites?
Time's Up, Chess, Scrabble, Taboo, and Backgammon.

What other dorky things about you do we need to know?
I know all of the U.S. presidents in numerical order and all of the books of the bible by heart.
Wait a sec, did you actually just admit that?

Um yeah, and I like to party hard all night long.

Nice try.

Favorite movies?

Hitchcock movies are definitely my favorite. My movie tastes pretty much run the gamut from Lost Boys and Clue to Twelve Angry Men and To Kill a Mockingbird.

Favorite music?

If you looked at my CD collection, you really couldn't figure anything out about my personality. My favorite group is Blue October, but some of my other favorites are The Violent Femmes, The Smiths, God Street Wine, and even The Dead Milkmen. I also sneaky enjoy Phil Collins, Snoop Dogg, and a Booty-licious compilation CD I have.
Booty-licious? Does it have that R. Kelly song "Bump and Grind" on it?
Awww, yeah. AND Rumpshaker.

Favorite books?

A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Stranger, Atlas Shrugged, The Prince of Tides, And Then There Were None and The Westing Game.

I think I know enough. Can I e-mail you and let you know that Snoop Dogg SUCKS!!!?
Sure, e-mail me at

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