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Entertaining the masses since we were popping out of the womb

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Name: Matthew Randazzo, IV.


Sex: Often

Date of Birth: 1984.


Other Internet Gigs: Japanese Pro-Wrestling/Martial Arts/Shootfighting Columnist at

Height: 5'9

Weight: 200 lbs.

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: 3/8 Sicilian, 3/8 Hispanic, 1/4 French

Largest Appendage:, I mean, penis.

Favorite TV Shows: Iron Chef, The Daily Show, CMLL Lucha Libre, All in the Family, The Sopranos, The Simpsons.

Favorite Movies: Seven Samurai, The Godfather I & II, Ran, Pulp Fiction, Fist of Legend, Chinatown.

Favorite Bands: Beatles, Pulp, The Clash, The Stone Roses, Primal Scream, Oasis, Happy Mondays, Bob Dylan, Muddy Waters, The Ramones, Jimi Hendrix Experience.

Favorite Books: Crime and Punishment, Hamlet, Brothers Karamazov, 1984, I, Claudius, The Inferno

Favorite Journalist: Christoper Hitchens

Reason He's At Whatever Dude: The risk of lawsuit finally didn't outweigh their depseration for a great new writer, I guess ;-).

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