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Name: Matthew Randazzo, IV.
Other Internet Gigs: Japanese Pro-Wrestling/Martial Arts/Shootfighting Columnist at Puroresupower.com
Weight: 200 lbs.
Eye Color: Blue
Nationality: 3/8 Sicilian, 3/8 Hispanic, 1/4 French
Largest Appendage: Nose...um, I mean, penis.
Favorite TV Shows: Iron Chef, The Daily Show, CMLL Lucha Libre, All in the Family, The Sopranos, The Simpsons.
Favorite Movies: Seven Samurai, The Godfather I & II, Ran, Pulp Fiction, Fist of Legend, Chinatown.
Favorite Bands: Beatles, Pulp, The Clash, The Stone Roses, Primal Scream, Oasis, Happy Mondays, Bob Dylan, Muddy Waters, The Ramones, Jimi Hendrix Experience.
Favorite Books: Crime and Punishment, Hamlet, Brothers Karamazov, 1984, I, Claudius, The Inferno
Favorite Journalist: Christoper Hitchens
Reason He's At Whatever Dude:
The risk of lawsuit finally didn't outweigh their
depseration for a great new writer, I guess ;-).
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